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Ronaldo, Chelsea and the famous golfer are the focus of your attention.

15th place. Ronaldo has invited four visiting Manchester United players.

Barbarian7: And I’ve already booked…

14th place. Tebas found a comparison for Piqué’s media championship: “I’d like to see him in a circus, but that’s not football.” And why insult circus performers?

toilet barrel echo: Tebas is weaker than a lion and a tiger, but he doesn’t play in the media league 😀

13th place. January is the month of transfers and Chelsea have snatched two goals from Arsenal at the same time. Todd Boely “borrowed” the roster from Gunners athletic director Edu Gaspar.

AS A. A brief look at how Chelsea are handling the transfer market…

30 million euros for a friend and gray-haired schoolchildren.  The best football jokes of January

12th place. Robinho decided to resume his career at the age of 38.

LOpp knows which club the Brazilians need:

30 million euros for a friend and gray-haired schoolchildren.  The best football jokes of January

11th place. Agronomist Carlos Ferichelli created a huge portrait of Messi in a cornfield in Argentina, which can even be seen from space. Remember how Di Maria constantly calls Lionel himself in an interview?

Little whim: Portrait of an argugnomist from an agronomist 🙂

10th place. Weghorst moved to Manchester United, where Ronaldo left with a scandal, and Abubakar found himself at the Dutchman’s former club …

Ice Van Reed: Multi-move.

30 million euros for a friend and gray-haired schoolchildren.  January's best football jokes

9th place. German can now lead the Belgian national team, and earlier he was expected in Nice, who reminded you of Tyutchev and 19th century poetry.

Ally of opponents:

Oh this South, oh this Beautiful…

Oh, how their brilliance disturbs me –

Life is like a shot bird

He would like to get up but he can’t…

There is no flight, no reach –

Broken wings hang

And all of her, clinging to the dust,

Trembling with pain and helplessness …

8th place. In January, Gareth Bale unexpectedly ended his football career … And immediately appeared at a tournament in another sport. His name is easy to guess.

executioner: The most successful golfer in football history.

7th place. RFS extension transferred to the account Uefa annual membership fee – up to 250 Swiss francs.

toilet barrel echo: Don’t panic, gentlemen! This is twice cheaper than Sutormin!)

6th place. Ronaldo’s friend, who instead of Mendes organized his transfer to Al-Nasr, will receive around 30 million euros. The crazy realities of a crazy transfer window.

zhoon: Not having a hundred friends, but having a Ronaldo)

proton: Promotion “bring a friend”)))

5th place. The 12-year-old Spanish footballer received a 25-match ban for arguing and insulting a referee.

Jack Deniel: My lawyers will beat this judge.

30 million euros for a friend and gray-haired schoolchildren.  January's best football jokes

4th place. When Malcolm’s transfer to Roma failed (he was intercepted by Barcelona), one of the Wolves managers smashed the table with his foot.

A star called the Sun: Kokorin: “You should have caught me! We would break all the furniture.”

30 million euros for a friend and gray-haired schoolchildren.  January's best football jokes

3rd place. Judging by the news, Dziuba has no plans to continue his career anywhere …

futurist: Shuttle tourism career…

30 million euros for a friend and gray-haired schoolchildren.  January's best football jokes

2nd place. Joao Felix has joined Chelsea on loan.

proton: Graham Potter and the Felix Order. It seems that based on this principle Joao has chosen a project for himself.

1 place. Eto’o blew up the Cameroon under-17 squad when tests showed many of the players were much older.

futurist: Cameroon’s Under 17 team is sad.

30 million euros for a friend and gray-haired schoolchildren.  The best football jokes of January

Baikal-38: Because you, Samuel, I just finished school, come back to the team!

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Anatoly TRUBIN: “Rebrov decided to sacrifice him”

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Anatoly TRUBIN: “Rebrov decided to sacrifice him”

Goalkeeper of the Ukrainian national team Anatoly Trubin I remembered the match against France (0:4) when Sergei Rebrov released the semi-reserve squad.

“It was the coach’s choice. It is always the coach who decides whether the match will be sacrificed or not. If we talk about the challenge itself, we all understand the strength of France. I understood that there could be a lot of shots, there could be a lot of chances, and I was ready for it. When the opponent is always with the ball, constantly attacking, you are always in the game: you play in sections, you react, you constantly feel the rhythm.

For me personally, it’s even easier than when your team is attacking most of the time and you’re standing idle and suddenly there’s a moment where you have to be ready,” Trubin said.

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VIDEO. 44 players were called to the Ukrainian national team during the year

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VIDEO. 44 players were called to the Ukrainian national team during the year

Ukraine national football team completed 2025and UAF summarized the results of the called-up players.

He was included in the national team during the year 44 players.

The year 2025 for Sergei Rebrov’s team started with an unsuccessful performance against the Belgian team in the Nations League play-offs.

The blue-yellows played two friendly matches against Canada and New Zealand in June.

The national team participated in the 2026 World Cup qualifiers from September to November, finishing second in the group and advancing to the play-offs for the World Cup qualifiers.

During the season, the team had 5 wins, 1 draw and 4 defeats.

Statistics: 10 matches of the Ukrainian national team in 2025 (+5=1–4)

VIDEO. 44 players were called to the Ukrainian national team during the year

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Broadcast from UKRAINIAN FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION (@uafukraine)


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Arsenal beat Aston Villa

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Arsenal beat Aston Villa

Arsenal and Aston Villa met in the English Premier League match. The match ended with the score 4:1.

The hosts scored goals: Gabriele Magalhaes (48′), Subimendi (52′), Trossardo (69′), Gabriel Jesus (78′). They scored for the guests Watkins (90+4′).

According to the result of the match Arsenal has 45 points, guests 39 points.

Arsenal will play their next match on January 3, 2026 against Bournemouth. Aston Villa will play their next match on 3 January 2026 (opponent Nottingham Forest).

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