The absurdity of life in all its glory.
The attacker waited for the best invitation
I had to write before the elder Dziuba of all clubs RPL Lokomotiv approaches, because they need an impudent person at other people’s doors. No one knows, not even the participants in the deal, whether the veteran will play RPL after a disastrous time in Turkey. But Galaktionov needs leaders. Guilherme is unlikely to be in the starting lineup. Denisov and Chorluka have long been out of reach, as well as Smolov. Barinov is not as good a leader as is commonly believed. Especially when the midfielder is pushed into central defense, where Dmitry lacks game intelligence.
All criticism of Dziuba is accepted, which does not plow for two, as before. He became slower and failed to return to Turkey in the position where he started his career: in the center of the attack. Artyom also created a terrible reputation with his own hands. Some clubs, such as Torpedo, shunned. At some point in Dzyuba’s football history, he became too much. It’s ridiculous to compare him with the legendary Ronaldo, these are different sunsets. And the Lokomotiv striker doesn’t play the role of the Russian Ibragimovich. Neither in terms of gameplay, nor in terms of personality.
But on bezrybe and cancer – pike. Artyom repeatedly attacked the defenders RPL, hence the record for league goals. Spartak and Zenit had different strikers, including foreign ones, but none of them scored more goals in the Russian leagues. Pari NN didn’t have enough money for the transfer. “Torpedo” – the go-ahead from the owners of the club and money. Club after club rejected Dzyuba. Trying to throw it in CSKA it was predictably unsuccessful. The player had a long fight with the agents, he had to wait. The foreign clubs turned away and then the Lokomotiv managers came. For Artyom, this is the best option RPL.
Muscovites are noticeably better at their achievements
Numbers don’t lie, but people do. According to the data in Turkey, it was clear that the form was bad and Montella did not respect Dziuba. Vincenzo made his case when he sent off Balotelli and put the Russian striker on the bench with a huge salary for the club – around 1.8 million euros with bonuses. Much less than what they paid at Zenith, where Semak greeted a toxic character with pleasure. Dziuba is good when everything works like this. So he’s been in the national team, so he’s been in the clubs. And when Zenit took fifth place, Artem did not get out of the swamp, he left for Tula.
Lokomotiv has such poor results that it can look like one foot in the second league. But if you look closely, we see a discrepancy between the results and the quality of football. But the implementation killed, the ratio of goals to shots on goal is only 0.19. Worse only “Torpedo”. It’s funny that Wings of the Soviets is on an equal footing, where Lokomotiv took two attacking players from. But if we turn to well-aimed shots, then the new club of Dziuba and Smolnikov rises to the level of Rostov and Dynamo – the leaders.
By the way, Artyom’s signature is easier to explain than his peer. Zhivoglyadov is among the key players of Lokomotiv, a club that is on a par with Spartak in terms of warehouses. In addition, Dmitry was not much inferior in crosses to the team leader Tiknizyan. But Galaktionov demanded to give 2.5 million rubles a month not only to Dzyuba, but also to Smolnikov, who spent time in Torpedo to get in shape. In attack, Igor had a couple of good moments, but he defended terribly. It seems to be a matter of experience. Lokomotiv, with the exception of Guilherme, has no one over 28 years old. Khudyakov, Karpukas, Tiknizyan and Magkeev got a lift from Uncle Artyom and Uncle Igor, the stepfathers of the struggle for survival.
Dziuba will support the coach’s strong work
And vice versa, he will finish off the team with a mentor if Galaktionov does not show anything. And in itself the striker was needed. Isidor could stay due to knee pain, but he and Ignatiev have been put up for sale. Glushenkov arrived, but in Samara he had comrades ahead. Will Maxim become Azmun under Dziuba? It is difficult to come up with a Lokomotiv scheme with two forwards, not counting Pinyaev, Zhemaletdinov and Miranchuk. But only mentors know what form each player is in.
It is also important that Galaktionov is not Talalaev in his temperament to immediately quarrel with Dziuba. But Artyom does not understand the concept of modesty and humility. That doesn’t mean he won’t work for the team on the pitch – he recalls how at Zenit he pulled off all of Rakitsky’s long passes, expending his energy on hard work in the background instead of getting into shock positions a meter from brings. But concessions were made, because he collected assists and goals as part of the champion. Dziuba has nothing in common with Deadpool, a character resurrected by the actor Reynolds, who bought the modest English club Wrexham.
His side recently led the FA Cup against Sheffield United but missed out on a win in the dying seconds. After her, the actor’s wife, Hollywood actress Blake Lively, joked that she specially bought a subscription to a sports channel: she dreamed of seeing her husband suffer from her. Dziuba’s problem is that such complex feelings are alien to him. He’s been insensitive more than once, and an incisive character doesn’t mean empathy. Life twisted and he spun forward around the pole of change, but Deadpool, like Canadian Reynolds, are heroes with self-deprecation, unlike Artyom. Yesterday Wrexham were eliminated in a replay after goals in the 94th and 96th minute…
Is Dziuba also waiting for the departures? To begin with, he can leave the Cup after two games against Spartak, and then adventures await him RPL. The total failure of Artyom and his new team, as well as the slow rise to mid-table with goals from an experienced striker, will come as no surprise. You like to tease Dzyuba, judging by the comments, but it’s not Ignatiev who plays carelessly. The ego works: Artyom showed the maximum in Tom, Rostov and Arsenal. Of course, in an ideal world, Lokomotiv should have convinced the young Colombian Cambindo. And in real life, a Deadpool caricature has been called in to help. What a season – such superheroes.
